#OMG-OWNED

My life trying to survive the real world in Chicago

When people at work talk too loud for their own good

At first

Then I’m just like

Getting out of work on Fridays

When I make Friday night plans in the fall

and

When you’re closer to 30 than 20

Some women

Me

When it’s Friday

How I feel about Jason Segel

Normally

When I heard he wrote a children’s book

Each new engagement I see on Facebook

I’m just like

When I found out it was Mexican Independence Day