#OMG-OWNED

My life trying to survive the real world in Chicago

When someone asks me if I’ve ever been in love

I’m like

Walking outside in Chicago today

Farting in a public place

I’m like

Being single when people get engaged

If it’s an acquaintance

If it’s a best friend

When it’s Friday and I have a date later

How I feel on the inside

How I act on the outside

Anytime I look at Beyonce’s Instagram account